I was attacked by VICIOUS DOGS tonight

I think they are planning the attack here. It's the calm before the storm.

Oh God! I made the mistake of sitting in between them. It must have triggered their instinctual attack mode.
But it wasn't our Vicious Dog who did the most damage. Our Airedale's tongue is life-threatening!

Actually the scariest thing in these pictures is the wallpaper in the living room. It's hideous. Anyone have ideas on what color I should paint it and when can you come over to help???